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This perfect man accidentally had six fingers, but he makes up for it with his non-negotiable beard and steady stream of funny jokes.
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Here's the perfect ~angsty~ brooding boyfriend, who's a fan of bats, is androgynous, and is into music...but is NOT an asshole about it!
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This boyfriend proves the way to someone's heart is through their stomach. Or their wallet! Oh screw it, KITTENS!!!
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This boyfriend has the body of an Olympic swimmer, the hair of a Norse god, and Ivy League degree, and that "V" thing by his abs, natch.
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This perfect BF comes complete with a nice beard, salt & pepper hair, a big heart, and most important of all, a beer belly.
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And this guy comes with always-exposed forearms and sweet, kind eyes. He's also STACKED... or at least his bookshelves are!
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Here's a smart, sweet, thoughtful, and easygoing boyfriend who also isn't too muscular — for ideal cuddling, of course!
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Who makes the perfect boyfriend? Elementary, my dear Watson!
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This boyfriend was made in a secret laboratory somewhere, and is engineered to perfection — topped off with Joe Biden's charming personality.
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This perfect boyfriend...is really just Ian Somerholder.
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Then there's this sexy Euro version of Paul Rudd. Perfecto!
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Is this the perfect boyfriend or the perfect slice of pizza? HOW ABOUT BOTH!!!
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Hipster chic minus the hipster attitude equals one PERFECT boyfriend.
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This golden, perfect boyfriend is all about the Benjamins and is packing...an endless supply of pizza!
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This boyfriend cooks and...is anatomically gifted!
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This perfect guy proves loving dogs is not an option, and is awkwardly lanky to boot!
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And finally, The Rock with a fanny back. Because no boyfriend could be more perfect than that.
