1.
"Guys that won't ever let you down: Jameson, Jim, Jack, and Glenn!"
2.
"Eat a lot of cheese."
3.
"Invest in a damn good vibrator."
4.
"Single or not, food will always be your valentine."
5.
"Don't worry... It's just as miserable as being single the other 364 days of the year!!!"
6.
"When you can't find love, find the nearest Taco Bell."
7.
"It's *literally* just another day."
8.
"Being single means you can sing along to Taylor Swift in your apartment with no judgement."
9.
"You don't have to put on real pants all damn day!"
10.
*draws big bed* "You getting the whole bed to yourself!"
11.
"TREAT YO SELF — to a cheap one-day subscription to a PORN site."
12.
"L.O.V.E.: Let's Overthink eVery Emotion."
13.
"Throw a 'Bitter Broads' Party."
16.
"Because dating someone new is AWESOME."
17.
"Change your calendar."
18.
"Galentine's is better than Valentine's."
19.
"Drive up the PCH blasting 'Saves the Day'!"
21.
And if all else fails, just drink!
