18 Porn Parodies That Are Definitely Better Than The Movies That Inspired Them

“Lights, camera, action” has a totally different meaning. NSFW, because DUH.

1. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone is a magical film that has enchanted audiences around the world.

Warner Bros. Pictures

But if your wand has gone Petrificus Totalus you may want to check out…

Dominic Ford

2. Mission: Impossible II is a solid, explosive action flick.

Paramount Pictures

But if you’re in the mood for a different type of explosion, you should check out…

Dreamland Video

3. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a magical movie that features a flying car and Dick Van Dyke.

MGM

But if you want to explore your fantasies with a different type of dick, you need to check out…

Blue Coyote Pictures

4. Pulp Fiction is a cult classic, albeit a blood-splattered one.

Miramax Pictures

But if you want to see bodies splattered with a different bodily fluid, you should check out…

Adam & Eve Pictures

5. Forrest Gump tells the tale of one man’s adventures with late 20th-century American history as a backdrop.

Paramount Pictures

But if you want to see some other backs drop while a man has some decidedly different adventures, you should watch…

Legend

6. Edward Scissorhands is a tragic love story, where the main character creates snow with his hands at the end of the movie.

20th Century Fox

But if you want to see a different white substance come from a man’s hands, definitely check out…

Video Team

7. West Side Story is an American musical featuring classic song-and-dance numbers.

The Mirisch Corporation

But if you’re in the mood for characters who open their mouths and move their bodies for a different reason, be sure to watch…

Legend

8. Dawn Of The Dead is a horror movie with terrifying, man-eating zombies.

Universal Pictures

But if you are dying to see a different type of man-eating, you probably should watch…

Evolution Erotica

9. Young Frankenstein is a slapstick comedy that will have you bent over with laughter.

20th Century Fox

But if you’re in the mood to bend over for a different type of monster, take a look at…

Sin City

10. The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons are blockbuster thrillers that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Columbia Pictures

But if you’re in the mood to bust something else before going over the edge, you should probably view…

Hustler Video

11. Twilight is a vampire love story, but it really boils down to whether you are Team Edward or Team Jacob, right?

Summit Entertainment

But if you’re more interested in seeing Edward and Jacob on the same “team” then you should see…

Afton Nills / The Gay Life Network

12. The Terminator is an action-packed sci-fi flick with a murderous robot and a high body count.

Orion Pictures

But if you’re interested in a high booty count, then you should check out…

Pleasure

13. Raiders of the Lost Ark is a star-studded blockbuster with shootouts and crazy action sequences.

Lucasfilm

But if you want to see some studs shoot something other than bullets at each other, you should watch…

Raging Stallion

14. Titanic is a classic love story that also portrays one of the greatest disasters in history.

20th Century Fox

But if “dis ass” is more your thing than “disasters” you should check out…

Pleasure Productions

15. It’s A Wonderful Life is a feel-good holiday classic that will warm your heart.

Paramount Pictures

But if you want to feel good and warm something other than your heart, you should view…

Cal Vista

16. Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is a hilarious comedy where kids are shrunk to a miniature size.

Walt Disney Pictures

But if size matters to you, definitely check out…

Midnight Video

17. Lord Of The Rings is a fantasy epic with crazy battle sequences and every weapon imaginable.

New Line Cinema

But if you’re in the mood to see fantastic bodies penetrated by something other than swords, axes, and arrows, you should watch…

Sterling Pictures

18. And finally, Saving Private Ryan is a bloody war movie where a team of men risk life and limb for one another.

Dreamworks Pictures

But if you’re in the mood for some guys using their limbs on one another in a different way, check out…

Erotic Men

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