1. When you feel personally attacked by a barrage of Facebook updates:
2. When there is way too much love in the air:
3. When Feb. 14 is pretty much always a nightmare date for you:
4. When you feel like you're the only one not in a relationship:
5. When grandma is ROASTING you about your dating life:
6. And this is what you REALLY want to respond with, but you have to hold your tongue:
7. When you're super single, but recognize an opportunity:
When your crush complains about being single and you're over here like... "Hey..."
8. When you’ll go to any length to feel like you’ve got someone:
9. When someone asks, "Why are you single?" and then you hit them with this:
10. When you're so single your friends consider signing you up for dating shows:
11. When your mom asks if you're seeing anyone and you wish you could flip her the bird:
12. When you see this (just wait for it):
13. When you feel like the odd man (or woman) out among your friends:
14. When you've gotten a little too good at playing third wheel:
15. When even your office isn't a safe space:
16. When going to sleep at night just means wide-open spaces:
17. So you have to resort to extraordinary measures:
18. When even vacation is a reminder that you really, truly are flying solo:
19. When New Year's Eve is a nightmare for you:
20. So you resort to this:
21. When even your social media can detect how alone you really are:
22. When you're tired of piping down and feel like you need to speak up:
23. And finally, when you think about it, you really DGAF about being single because you're fucking fantastic as is:
