Buzz·Posted on Jun 23, 201428 Problems Every Lifeguard Will UnderstandThe wetter the better.by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. No matter how many times you yell "NO RUNNING ON THE POOL DECK" kids will inevitably run on the pool deck. View this photo on Instagram 2. Snack bar food. So much snack bar food, it's like they are trying to fatten you up for slaughter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You've probably become a pro at applying sunscreen, but good lord, there is always that first burn of the summer. View this photo on Instagram 4. Also, tan lines. View this photo on Instagram 5. Dropping your whistle in the pool. #clumsy 6. Trying your hardest not to beat all the kids and win Sharks & Minnows every single time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Swimmers who stay until literally the moment the pool closes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You're not just a lifeguard, you're a babysitter, a bathroom attendant, a custodian, and maybe even a coach. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You spend so much time outside that on your days off, all you want to do is stay on the damn couch. INSIDE. View this photo on Instagram 10. Storms that pass over too quickly are the worst because you feel #blessed and then you realize you have to open the pool pretty much right away. 11. It will be freezing cold and raining, and still some kids will want to swim, so you have to sit on that stand. View this photo on Instagram 12. Also, when you think you hear thunder but actually it's just someone moving a deck chair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You know EVERYONE is peeing in the pool, and you're helpless to really do anything about it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Cleaning the pool and the bathrooms is like trying to mop up after Armageddon. You never know what crazy crap you'll find. 15. Crowded days at the pool are DEATH. 16. Lifeguard swag is right, but sometimes you just want to wear a normal bathing suit for a change. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Checking the chemicals in the pool like you're on Breaking Bad. View this photo on Instagram 18. Finding frogs and other dead animals in the pool. View this photo on Instagram 19. Closing shifts, because the pool may close at 8 p.m., but you know you aren't getting out until 9. View this photo on Instagram 20. There's always at least one other guard you will crush on HARD. 21. You will ALWAYS smell like a fine mixture of sweat, chlorine, and sunblock. 22. Every time a little kid jumps off the diving board, you hold your breath a little bit and say a silent prayer they don't hit their head. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Also, there is always those little swimmers in the shallow end you have to keep an extra-close eye on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. The MADNESS that is Memorial Day Weekend and the Fourth of July. 25. Crazy kids. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. And even crazier parents. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Also, having to sit when there is only ONE person in the pool. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. And finally, lifeguarding while hungover. View this photo on Instagram But at the end of the day, you get paid to tan and spend all day in your bathing suit, so what's not to love? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF