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    Mariah Carey's Insane Engagement Ring Belongs In A History Textbook

    Well this is one way to say "you'll always be my baby."

    Everyone knows Mariah Carey is a hall of fame diva who is a tastemaker extraordinaire.

    I mean, we all remember her LUXURIOUS MTV Cribs episode, right? It belongs in the Smithsonian.

    So it should come as no surprise that when Mimi hit the red carpet last night with new fiancé James Packer, she wasn't going to rock just any old engagement ring.

    But I don't think you're ready for what you're about to see. Mariah's ring is so big...so glorious...so MAGNIFICENT...your puny plebeian eyes might melt upon seeing it. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

    Oh, and let's talk numbers, because Mimi WANTS you to know she's forever changing the institution of matrimony with this ring. Mariah's rock is reportedly 35 carats and cost $11.4 MILLION!!

    Let's take one more look up close, shall we? Step aside, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Get out of the way, Mausoleum of Halicarnassus. We've got a new wonder of the world: MARIAH CAREY'S ENGAGEMENT RING.

    And hell, even Mimi knows it. Look at that coy look on her face. "This ring is worth more than your life, DAHHHHHLING! It belongs in a history textbook! Kiss my ass, Colossus of Rhodes!"

    Yaaass, Mimi, look at that ROCK! It looks like the boulder from Indiana Jones! Put all the other diamonds to shame, mama! Our eyes are not worthy!