1. That time she was just like 💋💋💋:
U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips
2. The time she was all about the golden rule:
Um, I like it tha best when ur nice to me
3. The time she spoke for ALL of us who have ever had a crush on a bad boy:
Normally I don't like guys who know that they're cute~~ but he's really really cute.
4. The time she couldn't believe Pete Wentz did that:
@petewentz I know- I can't believe you did that.
5. The time she got really, really philosophical:
You are, therefore I am
6. The time she nearly died, speaking strictly:
Speaking strictly for me- we both could have died then and there
7. The time she got philosophical with us...AGAIN:
Putting Your Faith In The People is like Building A House In The Sand
8. The time that I think this was a rhetorical question but I'm not 100% sure:
Do U Know How Expensive It Is To Look This Cheap LDR
9. The time she was actually bilingual?!:
cuando la felizidad de otra persona es tu felizidad, eso es amor xxx ldr
10. The time there was an earthquake:
Earthquake
11. The time she was still thinking about you:
I still think about you
12. The time she was writing hits while Johnny Marnell was 😴:
@JohnnyMarnell writing hits while ur sleeping
13. The time she was a ~bad girl~:
Its hard not to be bad
14. The time she was lit'rally thinking of me (not you, ME):
I'm thinking of you
15. The time she quoted Goodfellas and it felt pretty on-brand:
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me,being a gangster was better than being President of the United States
16. The time she...well, whatever the hell this means:
More Trash* Less Talk
17. The time she fell asleep while tweeting LOL:
Gnite bb - am falling asleep
18. The time she was just so, so bored and also dead AF at the same time:
You're boring me to death and I'm already dead.
19. The time it was so fitting:
So fitting.
20. The time she spoke the gospel truth:
A man's ego is just as fragile as a woman's heart
21. The time she kept her lips from being chapped in a tasteful way:
fruit punch lip stick
22. The time she ruined her 'hood:
If I'm walking past el dorado on the upper west side and one doorman says to another "there goes the neighborhood" is that a good thing?
23. And of course, the time she tweeted for the first time EVER:
Love you
