1.When your friend tells you what happened after she brought home that guy from the bar last night:
2.When your mom tries to use "bae" or "on fleek" in a sentence:
3.When someone has their iPhone's annoying clicky texting noises turned on, and they won't turn them off:
4.When your friend tells you she's getting back together with her boyfriend, and you want to tell her that's a shitty idea, but you decide to hold it in:
5.When you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner, but you're really, really trying to play it cool with your family:
6.When you see ANOTHER person from high school post baby pictures on your Facebook timeline and you're still single AF:
7.When you've run out of clean clothes to wear and are doing laundry, but have to leave the house in *THAT* outfit (you know the one I'm talking about):
8.When you're headed to lunch with your co-workers and could eat a horse, but that ONE co-worker is taking their sweet time going to the bathroom before you head out:
9.When you look at your bank account after paying your student loans:
10.When you really have to pee, but you're holding it in because your friends want to take a group shot, but it's taking WAY too long:
11.When your co-worker spoils last night's Game of Thrones before you can watch it, and you want to go off on them but can't:
12.When you're drunk in your Uber with your bestie and you have no fricking clue what is going on:
13.And then when your Uber takes a wrong turn and you have to scream directions at the driver even though you're plastered:
14.When you're trying to pretend you like kids, but really you think they look like little alien potatoes:
15.When you retake a picture five times because you're tipsy and you keep doing a weird pose you always do:
16.When you have a hot waiter at dinner and you're the only one of your friends who can keep it together:
17.When you see your crush from across the bar, and you're trying to play it cool, but then you totally lose it and decide to get their attention like this:
18.When you're midway through a conversation and you realize you TOTALLY forgot the name of the person you're talking with:
19.When you see your ex walk into the room and you try to not give them the resting bitch face but screw it, you're going to do it anyway:
20.When the server at Chipotle asks if you still want guac because it costs extra:
21.When you're seated next to a total rando at a dinner, and you're done talking about the weather and have run out of things to discuss:
22.When your mom asks you about that guy you've been seeing, even though you DEFINITELY told her that you stopped hanging out with him three months ago:
23.When your crush likes your most recent pic on Instagram, but they STILL haven't texted you back after eight hours:
24.When *THAT* friend decided to make brunch reservations for 11 and you're still drunk AND hungover on the way to the restaurant:
25.And then when you're the first one to arrive for brunch and you're waiting for the rest of your friends to arrive:
26.Finally, when you take that PERFECT picture that you immediately know is going to be your Facebook default:
