Buzz·Posted on Dec 12, 201427 Facts Of Life Only True Divas Will UnderstandBow down or get out of the way.by by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed Staff, by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First of all, you can't help being a diva. You were born this way. The diva life CHOSE you. View this photo on Instagram 2. You always have to wear sunglasses, INCLUDING when you're inside, because you absolutely hate it when people make eye contact with you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Sometimes, you feel obligated to make plans, just so you can cancel them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. But if you do bother to show up to something, fashionably late is still way too early for you. 5. Like the world KNOWS you don't bother setting alarms because everyone else operates on YOUR time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Making friends is difficult, because no one really likes being a sidekick or living in your shadow. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And dating is nearly impossible because it's hard to find someone who can deal with all your needs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. In fact, you'd almost rather be single, because there's no one you'd want to be with more than yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. But DON'T get it twisted, you are NEVER in short supply of potential suitors. View this photo on Instagram 10. You ALWAYS have to look divatastic because the paparazzi is one of your many fans. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And you prefer that when you enter a room, your theme song is played and fans blow your hair gently, yet dramatically. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. When you travel, you need a separate suitcase for your shoes... View this photo on Instagram 13. ...and it's a GUARANTEE your luggage carrying your clothes is going to be over the weight limit. View this photo on Instagram 14. Feuds with fellow divas are exhausting... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. ...but they're a necessary part of your life, as long as you don't mess up your hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. However, you always have that one fellow diva who compliments your best features. View this photo on Instagram 17. You're constantly forcing yourself to go to the gym to maintain your fabulous figure... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. ...but it's a painful process, because it means you have to be around sweaty, "normal" people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You're practically obligated to buy the largest iPhone, just to have enough space to take all of your selfies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. And choosing a filter for those selfies is SO draining. How can you pick one when you look great in all of them? View this photo on Instagram 21. Definitely the worst part of every day is deciding what to wear, because you look fabulous in everything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. And it's almost a bad idea to have mirrors in your house because you are captivated by your appearance every time you walk by. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You ALWAYS have to make sure you are photographed from the right angle. View this photo on Instagram 24. People LOVE to criticize you for having a bad or spoiled attitude, when really, you just don't have any time for the rest of humanity's bullshit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Like people just don't understand that being around all these peasants is a tumultuous and stressful task to handle EVERY DAY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. And perhaps most important of all, beauty sleep isn't an option; it's a REQUIREMENT. 27. But at the end of the day, you'd rather have ALL the struggles in the world of being a diva than the benefits of being a bystander. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF