Definition: To trip and fall in a public environment and take it in stride because you are SO relatable.
Definition: To buy everyone at the bar a drink. You get a shot! You get a shot! EVERYBODY GETS A SHOT!!!
Definition: To get food all over yourself when you are eating and pretend like nothing is there. Art, man. Art.
Definition: When your big dick leads to an evident bulge in the crotchal region. Is that an old-fashioned in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Definition: To give the newest fad diet a try. Maybe you need to consciously uncouple from carbs for a few weeks?
Definition: To show up to a party uninvited. Because really, who can keep up with your social life?
Definition: Dancing like you DGAF because this is AMERICA and it’s a free country. Twerk like no one is watching!
8. “Aaron Pauling”
Definition: To photobomb someone… YEAH BITCH!
Definition: When you walk into a room and EVERYONE stops and looks at you. Because, of course, you are ***FLAWLESS.
Definition: Awkwardly sober dancing. Who cares WHO you belong with, but you definitely DON’T belong on a dance floor.
Definition: Something good happens to you and no one cares. Whatever, Hatha-haters to the LEFT.
Definition: Interrupting someone else to say something more boring. “Imma let you finish, but this one time I went to New York I ate a hot dog…”
13. “One Directioning”
Definition: Having a guilty crush on someone way younger than you. WHAT, THEY’RE LEGAL!!!
14. “Rob Fording”
Definition: When you’re the drunk guy at the party that spills beer everywhere but people still love him anyway. Eh?
Definition: When someone else swoops in and cockblocks you, stealing your guy/girl. It’ll happen one of these years…
Definition: When you say something a little weird but you don’t give a shit because you’re a BIG EFFING DEAL.
Definition: Going out on a weeknight. DALE!
Definition: Staying in on Friday night. :(
Definition: Farting in a room full of people and denying that it was you. Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhh not again.
Definition: When you get caught stalking someone on social media.
Definition: When you get high and then post stuff on social media. Cake, cake, cake, cake…
Definition: When you just can’t seem to get over your ex.
Definition: Not showering or changing into something new before you go out.
24. “Nicki Minajing”
Definition: Calling basic bitches out.
Definition: Being the funniest person in the room. Cue the laugh track!
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