1. Meet Single Guy. He is a normal, single guy who just wants some lovin’!
3. But what do you do when you are single and have a spare shower head? You turn it into a girlfriend, of course.
4. Look at her elegant face. Her beauty is stunning, perhaps even ethereal.
6. Well, I’ve never seen the cartoons section used like *THAT* before, but it appears he is making the “breast” of a bad situation.
8. Sadly, it seems Shower Head Girlfriend *might* need to do a few pushups before she has Michelle Obama arms.
9. Wow. Shower Head Girlfriend’s face just has that healthy glow to it, don’t you think?
10. Jeez, Single Guy almost forgot to put in Shower Head Girlfriend’s eyes. Thank goodness he didn’t forget!
12. Wow, are my eyes mistaken, or does Shower Head Girlfriend look *just* like Jennifer Lawrence?
13. Honestly, I can’t tell which one is the real JLaw and which one is Shower Head Girlfriend, they are THAT close to being twinsies!
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