1. Emma Roberts would play Regina George, Lea Michele would play Gretchen Wieners, and Rebel Wilson would play Karen.
2. Emma Stone would play Cady.
3. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would get to stay on... but Tina would play Principal Sachs and Amy Poehler would play Ms. Norbury.
4. Which of course means Amy Schumer would play Mrs. George.
5. And Mrs. George would be a cast member on the newest Real Housewives installment.
6. Colton Haynes would play Aaron Samuels.
7. When Ms. Norbury lifts her shirt up, her bra would inevitably end up on a Snapchat Story.
8. All the tables at lunch would pretty much be the same, but there would also be A-List Gays, Potential Vine Stars, Kids Who Are Cool on Tumblr, and Unfriendly Instagram Hotties.
9. And the Plastics would be called the Basics behind their backs.
10. "One time, Kim Kardashian asked Regina where she got her crop top."
11. "I heard she already has the iPhone 7!"
12. "One time John Stamos commented on her Instagram that she was pretty."
13. Regina would drive a Prius.
14. "That's why her lips are so big... they're full of secrets. And she got fillers like Kylie Jenner."
15. Instead of calling Taylor's mom about her fake pregnancy test results, Regina would just post about it on Yik Yak.
16. Janis would work at Sephora.
17. When the Plastics roll up to Regina's house, "Hotline Bling" would be playing instead of "Milkshake."
18. Mrs. George would have a fake butt instead of fake boobs.
19. The Plastics wouldn't go anywhere without a Starbucks drink in hand.
20. Aaron would ask Cady for an iPhone charger instead of what day it was.
21. And Cady would ask Aaron to "tutor and chill" to get him over to her house.
22. Karen on Halloween: "I'm Pizza Rat, DUH!"
23. Regina would be a sexy Cher from Clueless for Halloween.
24. And then Cady would be Minion, unironically.
25. When the Plastics walk down the hallway, Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" would play instead of Missy Elliott's "Pass That Dutch."
26. At the Winter Talent Show, the Plastics would dance to Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You."
27. Instead of a group call, it would be a group text. So Karen would accidentally text "OMG, she's so annoying" to the wrong person.
28. And then she'd text to Regina, "I can't go out, I'm sick 😷."
29. Regina couldn't say "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries" because all the school lunches would be Michelle Obama–approved.
30. "I love your choker necklace! Where'd you get it?" "It was my mom's in the '90s." "Vintage, love it. So adorable!"
31. "We carry only sizes 1, 3, and 5. You can try Forever 21!"
32. "Hey, Regina, let's do something fun. Let's go on a Chipotle run!"
33. Regina would also be on a green juice cleanse instead of drinking cranberry juice.
34. "Two months ago she told me that wearing white Converse was *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore."
35. And Cady would trick Regina into thinking Kind Bars were healthy, instead of Kalteen Bars.
36. Instead of a Santa suit, the guy who passes out candy canes and says "Four for you, Glen Coco" would be something PC and nondenominational like a snowman.
37. Regina would be wearing leggings and an oversize sweatshirt instead of a tracksuit when she was told she couldn't sit with the Plastics anymore.
38. And instead of just not letting her sit with them anymore, all of the Plastics would unfollow Regina on Instagram.
39. The Burn Book would not be an actual book, but a Tumblr post.
40. And Regina wouldn't drop all the Burn Book papers all over the school corridors, she would just tweet about it with #BurnBook2015.
41. "I don't think my dad, the inventor of Vitamin Water, would be happy to hear about this."
42. "She made out with an organic, vegan, non-GMO hot dog!"
43. Gretchen would get diarrhea in the Apple Store, not Barnes & Noble.
44. Kevin Gnapoor would actually have a mixtape that was reviewed by Complex.
45. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I have so many followers on Instagram!"
46. And at the end of the movie, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande would cameo and walk by as the Junior Plastics.
