You Need To Follow This Bernie Sanders Parody Account

    "THE CACTUS IS A GIANT DESERT PICKLE THAT REFUSES TO BE TOUCHED."

    Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has a very, VERY unique way of speaking. Perhaps it is his thick Brooklyn accent:

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    That's why when you read the tweets of the parody account @berniethoughts in Bernie's distinctive voice, you're guaranteed to end up on the floor laughing. You NEED to be following this eccentric, all-caps account:

    Like this very important question regarding dairy:

    And this important culinary question:

    His strong stance on sporks:

    This insane theory about avocados:

    His thoughts on carbs:

    And also pizza bagels:

    This brilliant takedown of celery:

    His hot dog policy:

    This astute scientific observation:

    This brave take on the usage of hot sauce:

    His support of Lunchables:

    His inquest for the truth regarding our feet:

    An important lunch meat inquiry:

    And finally, this brilliant cactus analysis:

    Can you #FEELTHEBERN?