17.When you get together for a holiday party, everyone in your family will think you're mad at them, even though you're just ya know, BEING YOUR NORMAL SELF.
18.And relatives you haven't seen in forever will think you're part of the Bad Attitude Club and talk about you behind your back. Not like you care, though.
19.It's bound to happen: SOMEONE will make a joke about you being on the Naughty List, just because of the face you're making.