The 17 Weirdest Adverts On Gumtree

Single? Feeling broke? Short on rubble? These are the ads for you.

1.

Because there’s a million useful things you can do with a box of broken glass.

2.

You might want to give this a rinse…

4.

A proud addition to any work desk.

5.

Possibly the least reassuring reassurance of all time.

6.

You can never have enough.

7.

At least this guy knows how it sounds.

8.

“What’s that? There’ll be a mentalist who can conjure demons from another realm? Consider me RSVP’d!”

10.

“Can someone come and dig my garden for free please?”

11.

Dude, my friends have iPads

13.

Translation: I need someone to scrub my S&M dungeon.

14.

Who needs a counseling qualification.

17.

Grooviest personal specification ever.

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