This Labour Politician Claims To Have Had Sex With An Alien

Councillor Simon Parkes says he’s fathered an alien baby named Zarka, but it’s no big deal. He’s more interested in fixing potholes.

1. The representative for Stakesby on Whitby Town Council talked to the Northern Echo about being abducted as a child.

2. The aliens - one of which he has sex with four times a year - apparently want the 53 year old for his soul, rather than his body.

3. The ‘reptiles’ have human-like features, with a kite-shaped face and huge eyes.

4. Apart from that, they’re pretty boring.

5. Watch the full interview.

Via thenorthernecho.co.uk

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