Tumblr badkidsjokes collects entries to a kids joke website that didn’t make the grade, mainly because they don’t make any sense. Unless, that is, you have the brilliant imagination of a kid. None of the following have been edited.
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- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️