Sam Parker made their 50th BuzzFeed post on May 15! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Sam Parker's account to make one post each, in which case Sam Parker should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Sam Parker! Here's to 50 more!
Sam Parker has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 02! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Sam Parker has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 03! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Sam Parker has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Apr 22! More people have looked at Sam Parker's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Sam Parker has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Dec 09! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Sam Parker's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.