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22 Questions Cheryl Cole Will Never Be Able To Answer

Twitter was offered the chance to ask Cheryl Cole anything. And boy, did they.

This morning, ITV show Daybreak offered Twitter users the unique opportunity to put their questions to a very famous singer.


Richard Arnold is meeting Cheryl Cole today, so send him your questions using #AskCheryl now!— ITV Daybreak

Cheryl’s legions of devoted fans were delighted.

But of course, they weren’t the only type of people to join in. Here’s some others.

1. The smug, I’m-smarter-than-a-pop-star Tweeter.


#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on quantum physics? And also, how do parallel universes work? Thanks Cheryl.— Amrik Virk

2.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on stem cell research and the bioethics that surround this controversial topic?— Jason Green

3.

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I'm really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x

— Daniel (@_DawsonDaniel)

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I’m really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x— Daniel

4.

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

— JFT96 (@CaptainNannon)

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?— JFT96

5.

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?

— Will (@WillyWhitby)

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?— Will

6.

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?

— Ricky Hancock (@DIsForDaenerys)

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?— Ricky Hancock

7. The surrealists.

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you're part robot, part human, is this true?

— Megan Thompson (@MatchstickMegan)

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you’re part robot, part human, is this true?— Megan Thompson

8. The out-and-out haterz.

#AskCheryl When are you quitting 'singing'? Mwah.

— PETER TAYLOR. (@P_Taylorr)

#AskCheryl When are you quitting ‘singing’? Mwah.— PETER TAYLOR.

9.

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn't stop you from having a singing career

— Chris Retallick (@chrisretallick)

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn’t stop you from having a singing career— Chris Retallick

10.

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They're well overdue.

— Tony Boney (@_AHappyPlace)

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They’re well overdue.— Tony Boney

11.

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?

— Squidward Tentacles (@LouiseVirgo94)

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?— Squidward Tentacles

12. The guy who gets straight to the point.

#AskCheryl Fuck off.

— I FARTACUS ™ © ® (@SpamChopp)

#AskCheryl Fuck off.— I FARTACUS â„¢ © ®

13. The internet in-joker.

#AskCheryl Ed Balls.

— Graham H (@GraHodgy)

#AskCheryl Ed Balls.— Graham H

14. The Hopeful Romantics.

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?

— Luke Finlay (@Lukefinlay)

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?— Luke Finlay

15.

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P

— Jason (@NUFCjason)

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P— Jason

16.

#AskCheryl be me bird

— Joshua Shaw (@Joshy_Olly)

#AskCheryl be me bird— Joshua Shaw

18.

#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea's long range Nuclear capability?

— William Healey (@wmhealey)

#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea’s long range Nuclear capability?— William Healey

19.

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?

— JFT96 (@CaptainNannon)

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?— JFT96

20.

#AskCheryl what's your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?

— Aaron Anthony Bowman (@_Aaron_Anthony_)

#AskCheryl what’s your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?— Aaron Anthony Bowman

21.

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?

— Aaron Shaw (@suicidebridge)

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?— Aaron Shaw

22. The guy whose Mum is called Cheryl.

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can't answer your tweets right now. Sorry.

— Mitch King (@MitchKing6)

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can’t answer your tweets right now. Sorry.— Mitch King

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