# 22 Questions Cheryl Cole Will Never Be Able To Answer

Twitter was offered the chance to ask Cheryl Cole anything. And boy, did they.

## This morning, ITV show Daybreak offered Twitter users the unique opportunity to put their questions to a very famous singer.

Richard Arnold is meeting Cheryl Cole today, so send him your questions using #AskCheryl now!— ITV Daybreak

Cheryl’s legions of devoted fans were delighted.

But of course, they weren’t the only type of people to join in. Here’s some others.

## 1. The smug, I’m-smarter-than-a-pop-star Tweeter.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on quantum physics? And also, how do parallel universes work? Thanks Cheryl.— Amrik Virk

2.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on stem cell research and the bioethics that surround this controversial topic?— Jason Green

3.

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I'm really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x

— Daniel (@_DawsonDaniel)

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I’m really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x— Daniel

4.

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

— JFT96 (@CaptainNannon)

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?— JFT96

5.

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?

— Will (@WillyWhitby)

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?— Will

6.

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?

— Ricky Hancock (@DIsForDaenerys)

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?— Ricky Hancock

## 7. The surrealists.

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you're part robot, part human, is this true?

— Megan Thompson (@MatchstickMegan)

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you’re part robot, part human, is this true?— Megan Thompson

## 8. The out-and-out haterz.

#AskCheryl When are you quitting 'singing'? Mwah.

— PETER TAYLOR. (@P_Taylorr)

#AskCheryl When are you quitting ‘singing’? Mwah.— PETER TAYLOR.

9.

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn't stop you from having a singing career

— Chris Retallick (@chrisretallick)

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn’t stop you from having a singing career— Chris Retallick

10.

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They're well overdue.

— Tony Boney (@_AHappyPlace)

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They’re well overdue.— Tony Boney

11.

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?

— Squidward Tentacles (@LouiseVirgo94)

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?— Squidward Tentacles

## 12. The guy who gets straight to the point.

— I FARTACUS ™ © ® (@SpamChopp)

#AskCheryl Fuck off.— I FARTACUS â„¢ Â© Â®

## 13. The internet in-joker.

— Graham H (@GraHodgy)

#AskCheryl Ed Balls.— Graham H

## 14. The Hopeful Romantics.

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?

— Luke Finlay (@Lukefinlay)

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?— Luke Finlay

15.

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P

— Jason (@NUFCjason)

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P— Jason

16.

#AskCheryl be me bird

— Joshua Shaw (@Joshy_Olly)

#AskCheryl be me bird— Joshua Shaw

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#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea's long range Nuclear capability?

— William Healey (@wmhealey)

#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea’s long range Nuclear capability?— William Healey

19.

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?

— JFT96 (@CaptainNannon)

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?— JFT96

20.

#AskCheryl what's your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?

— Aaron Anthony Bowman (@_Aaron_Anthony_)

#AskCheryl what’s your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?— Aaron Anthony Bowman

21.

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?

— Aaron Shaw (@suicidebridge)

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?— Aaron Shaw

## 22. The guy whose Mum is called Cheryl.

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can't answer your tweets right now. Sorry.

— Mitch King (@MitchKing6)

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can’t answer your tweets right now. Sorry.— Mitch King