As you know, a New York City doctor tested positive for Ebola last night. That didn't stop these insane New Yorkers from being out on the streets today.
1. IF YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE 48 PEOPLE PLEASE PRAY 4 THEM IMMEDIATELY
2. THE TOP OF THE BUS IS NOT A SAFE ZONE SHEEPLE
3. WTF IS HAPPENING HERE
4. I HOPE THESE TWO ARE LOOKING FOR THE QUICKEST EXIT OUT OF NEW YORK CITY
5. DON'T THESE PEOPLE READ THE NEWS?
6. I FIXED THIS FOR YOU MAYOR
7. WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND DEPARTMENT OF HELL
8. DOES THIS SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT TIME TO BE GOING FOR A JOY RIDE?
9. NOT SURPRISINGLY NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY CHESS TODAY
10. PLEASE PRAY 4 THIS MAN
11. DOES THIS SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT TIME TO BE HOSTING A FARMERS' MARKET?
12. "HELLO SIR YES WOULD YOU LIKE A SLICE OF EBOLA"
"IT WOULD BE MY HONOR"
13. HOW ABOUT REPLACING THIS FLOWER SHOP WITH SOME HASMAT SUITS AND A FULL BODY WASH?
14. SHUT DOWN YOUR APPLE PRODUCTS AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
15. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK IN THAT CAB AND GET THE HELL OUT OF TOWN. ACTUALLY. NO. DON'T GET IN ANY CABS. JUST RUN. RUN TILL YOU CAN'T RUN ANYMORE. THEN LIE DOWN AND CURL INTO A BALL UNTIL EVERYTHING BECOMES OK.
16. DOES THIS SEEM LIKE A GOOD TIME TO BE GOING TO THE GYM? THIS IS THE HOLY GRAIL OF INVOLUNTARY BODY FLUID TRANSFERS
17. =(
