1. Here it is in all its glory
2. He is pretty much the persian (but better) version of Jon Favreau
3. Here he stares into the deepest depths of your soul
4. They even break it down for us
5. The transmission industry is funner than you think it is
6. We love you Goorgen!
7. If you want to know how the video came to be, check this out
Fast forward to 8:37 in the video to see it
9. The internet has already begun to show their love for Goorgen
- The U.S. will release Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard after 30 years. The move isn't tied to the Iran nuclear deal, American officials say.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- The NFL has upheld Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged involvement with the deflation of footballs 🏈