1. "Urban farming is kind of bogus, actually?"
2. "Just let me say my opinion and THEN you can judge me for it!"
3. "WHO IS THIS WIENER THING ON MY SOFA, DIANE?!"
4. "Feeding myself is WAY harder than I thought it would be."
5. "Can I not nap in peace around here? Yeesh."
6. "WHY DOES THIS PUDDLE KEEP MOVING?!"
7. "Even though the rain is gone, I'm not sure I can see clearly now."
8. "You're not even cute. Stop taking pictures of yourself."
9. "I'm clearly sitting here already. Why are you struggling with this concept?"
10. "I'm way cuter than any ol' stinky book!"
11. "I have no idea what's going on in the news anymore, wow."
12. "I wanted to get in on the latest trends. I guess I went a little literal with it."
13. "Then what IS art, Jack?"
14. "The hell is this shenanigan?"
15. "Oh, I was supposed to SHARE with you? Whoopsies..."
16. "WHY AM I NOT RELAXED."
