5. “I’m sorry I missed your call, I still haven’t figured out how to use this damn thing. I keep losing it!”
6. “I still use whole milk in my tea, none of this ‘soy’ business.”
7. “People care too much about what they look like, but it’s what’s inside that matters most.”
10. “Your excitement is too much for me, so please stop.”
12. “Real men don’t take baths because they appreciate a fine and healthy musk.”
13. “Yeah, there might not be much in this world that I truly enjoy, but do you know what I really love?”
Here Are The Top Stories
- The fire at a South Carolina black church late Tuesday night wasn't arson, according to a preliminary investigation.
- The U.S. and Cuba have agreed to open embassies in Washington and Havana as they restore diplomatic ties after more than 50 years.
- Greece has become the first developed country to miss a debt payment to the International Monetary Fund.
- The U.S. has defeated Germany 2-0 in the Women's World Cup semis. Team USA will play Japan or England in the final ⚽️