5. “I’m sorry I missed your call, I still haven’t figured out how to use this damn thing. I keep losing it!”
6. “I still use whole milk in my tea, none of this ‘soy’ business.”
7. “People care too much about what they look like, but it’s what’s inside that matters most.”
10. “Your excitement is too much for me, so please stop.”
12. “Real men don’t take baths because they appreciate a fine and healthy musk.”
13. “Yeah, there might not be much in this world that I truly enjoy, but do you know what I really love?”
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