There’s A New Cat Curmudgeon In Town And His Name Is Oki

Oki has a mustache, and he’s totally cross in an adorable way. Don’t worry, he doesn’t hate everything though…

1. “This box smells funny, but I appreciate the thought.”

2. “Colors just aren’t for me.”

3. “Go outside? Nah, I’ll pass.”

4. “No one respects the art of eating anymore!”

5. “I’m sorry I missed your call, I still haven’t figured out how to use this damn thing. I keep losing it!”

6. “I still use whole milk in my tea, none of this ‘soy’ business.”

7. “People care too much about what they look like, but it’s what’s inside that matters most.”

8. “I don’t care much for youths.”

9. “Holidays are so exhausting.”

10. “Your excitement is too much for me, so please stop.”

11. “There can be too much of a good thing!”

12. “Real men don’t take baths because they appreciate a fine and healthy musk.”

13. “Yeah, there might not be much in this world that I truly enjoy, but do you know what I really love?”

14. “HAM.”

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