1. “Aw, gee, your hand is so much stronger than I’ll ever be.”
2. “Taking a nap helps me get energized for the rest of my day, which I spend napping.”
4. “Don’t look at me! I’m hideous when I just wake up.”
7. “Good morning! I left your newspaper on your porch so you wouldn’t have to walk too far to go get it.”
9. “Maybe when I wake up that cute girl down the road will notice me…”
11. “Shhh! I’m so gonna win this game of hide-and-seek!”
13. “Yeah, I’m giving you the silent treatment, but I’m sure I’ll give in soon.”
14. “Can’t believe I walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to my tail.”
Here Are The Top Stories
- Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
- The U.S. defeated Japan 5-2 in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup. It was the highest scoring final in the history of the tournament ⚽️
- Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.