6. “I may be miniature, but these waffles sure aren’t.”
8. “Hmm, it didn’t come out quite like the picture, but I think I did a fine job!”
10. “Hurry up and sit down so I can start eating! This egg in a basket waits for no one.”
11. “Let me have this private, personal moment with my food.”
12. “Family Size or Melvin Size? I’ll be the judge of that.”
15. “Don’t you dare badmouth Ohio in this house today. Not in front of the doughnuts.”
17. “With this protein shake, we can grow up big and strong!”
19. “On the eighth day, Dog God created pecan rolls. I’m convinced of it.”
20. “I enjoy only the finest things in life, including fashions and food.”
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