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When he learned how not to haggle.
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When he appreciated the finer things in life.
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When he understood his limitations.
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When he leveraged history to his advantage.
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When he had no shame in his dinner game.
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When he revealed a costume he'll be proud of forever.
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When he was perfectly creative with the English language.
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When he tried to plan his police report ahead of time.
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When he had the saddest of realizations.
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When he brought some pizzazz to a funeral.
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When he explained the appeal of following the news.
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When he solved life's biggest mysteries.
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When he eavesdropped like a pro.
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When he tried to explain what the current state of existence actually is to Kimmy.
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When he drew the line to distinguish when good music took place...
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...and when he just had to accept the state of music today.
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When he discovered something new about himself.
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When he wore his soul on his shirt.
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When he felt betrayed by his bank account.
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When he revealed Obama's biggest secret.
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When he was the only Spiderman that mattered.
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When he produced the perfect music video.
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And when he fully accepted how fabulous his reality is.