"Hey guys. Wally here with a nut butter update for you."
"As you can see, I'm super into almond butter now, just like all the other cool people."
"My favorite way to eat it is just straight outta the jar after a long day of squirreling."
"Forget about peanut butter, y'all!"
"ALMOND BUTTER RULES, PEANUT BUTTER DROOLS!"