19 Cats Who Have It Out For You

    TRUST NO ONE.

    Sami Main
    by Sami Main

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "Come a liiiiiittle bit closer, yes, that's it..."

    2. "Can you feel yourself getting lost in my fluff?"

    3. "I think I've developed some abs. Wanna check to make sure?"

    4. "Yes, I'm asleep. Totally asleep. Very asleep. You can trust me."

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    5. "Isn't it interesting how well I fit into this corner? Intriguing, no?"

    6. "My stretching is totally innocent, I swear!"

    7. "My belly is so warrrrrm and inviiiiiting. Give it a test drive."

    8. "Sure seems like a belly rub might be the only way to cheer me up..."

    9. "Working hard or rubbing bellies, am I right??? Haha, totally."

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    10. "WHO GOES THERE? AND WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE FOR THIS TUMTUM?"

    11. "What are you talking about? I aaaaalways sit like this. This isn't a trick!"

    12. "I'm soooo peaceful and content right now. There's no way I'd attack anyone who tried to approach me."

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    13. "You know what would make this even more Instagram-worthy? Touching this stomach. Go on."

    14. "You've just entered... the Danger Zone."

    15. "I've got a secret to share, but you need to lean waaaaay over in order to hear it."

    16. "Hello there. I see you've got two hands that look like they want to rub some bellies. I might be in the market..."

    17. "Which of these poses is the most appealing to you? I'll make a mental note of it."

    18. "Don't fight any tumtum rubbing urges you may be feeling right now."

    19. "Very. Casual. Belly. Business. Here. Don't worry about it."

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