Meet Alton Brown’s Two Completely Adorable Corgis

Their names are Sparky and Daisy, and you should love them.

1. “Hi! We’re Daisy and Sparky. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

2. “We have a very discerning palate when it comes to food preferences: only the best.”

3. “Still getting used to the spotlight of fame, though.”

4. “Even though we may look like we’re thinking very serious thoughts…”

5. “…deep down inside, we’re just goofballs!”

6. “Please appreciate our outdoor design aesthetic choices. We spent a long time deciding on these cushions.”

7. “SHELEBRITY CORGISH LOVE TENNISH BALLS…”

8. “…AND WE ALSO LOVE A SENSIBLE FASHION ACCESSORY!”

9. “On a typical day, you can probably find us just hanging out…”

10. “…thinking about life’s greatest mysteries…”

11. “…playing hide-and-seek…”

12. “…and pretending to be king of all the light touches.”

13. “So, thanks for stopping by our house!”

14. “See ya later! Don’t steal one of those biscuits on your way out. We’ll sniff you out!”

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