"I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY STOMPS ON THIS SAND."
"IF WE STICK TOGETHER, WE CAN ASSUREDLY RULE ALL!"
"Oh, whoops, hold up. This mountain is real weird and slippery. We'll rule it IN A MINUTE."
"IF THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE BOTH. I ALSO CANNOT LET GO OF IT."
"Thank you for meeting me here today, Carl. We have MUCH to discuss..."
"... like how this new land seems mysteriously treacherous and needlessly fuzzy."
"I CAN SEE MY WHOLE DOMAIN FROM HERE. FOES WILL COWER BEFORE ME."
"Whoa, was that an earthquake? Just a tremor? All right, got it."
"I HAVE CLAIMED THIS MOUNTAIN RANGE IN THE NAME OF ME."
"THIS IS MY MOST MAJESTIC SIDE, SO I APPRECIATE YOU OBSERVING ME IN AWE FROM THERE."
"Hey, are those crickets over there? One sec. I'll rule the world after lunch."
"Just DAYS old and I've already perfected my intimidation stance. NO WONDER I AM KING OF ALL BEASTS."
