8 a.m.: "Ahhh, time to start another adorable day!"
11 a.m.: "Good morning, everyone! We're open for business!"
12 p.m.: "I love the chef here! I'm what you might consider a 'regular.'"
12:15 p.m.: "He's a regular, alright. A regular pain in my booty. He ordered this whole fish!"
12:30 p.m.: "Oh well! All a part of the job. This slow cooker is one of my favorite kitchen tools. So versatile!"
1:45 p.m.: "Fiiiiinally. My food's ready! That took forever, but I know it'll be worth it."
1:46 p.m.: "THIS PLACE HAS THE BEST SPECIALS!"
2 p.m.: "Lunch break for me! My office feels just like home."
6:30 p.m.: "Yeahhhh, I came back for dinner. So what! I like what I like."
10 p.m.: "Well, another day, another dollar. Time to have a little nightcap and catch up on my correspondence..."
12 a.m.: "...and maybe just a little midnight snack before bed. Shh, don't tell anyone I made it from a box. Good night!"