Hamilton The Hipster Cat Is, Like, So Over It

This cat practically invented irony. And PBR. And mustaches. Hamilton, the cat with a perfect “hipster” mustache just landed a T-shirt deal with The Mountain, and you should know about him.

1. Waking up peacefully in the morning?

Over it.

2. Eggs for breakfast?

Over it.

3. Checking Facebook when you wake up?

Over it.

4. Nap in the early afternoon?

Over it.

5. Vegan lunch from Whole Foods?

Over it.

6. Nap in the late afternoon?

Over it.

7. Entertainment?

Over it.

8. Eating dinner with friends?

Over it.

9. Pre-gaming with PBR?

Over it.

10. Using an app to figure out what to wear tonight?

Over it.

11. Wearing bow ties?

Over it.

12. Getting tricked by just a hand?

Over it.

13. Carrying around a favorite penny?

Over it.

14. Becoming a professional soccer star?

Over it.

15. Giant pink monkey toy?

Over it. But loves it.

16. Wearing a monkey head hat at night?

Over it.

17. Cuddling someone as you fall asleep?

Over it.

Hamilton was adopted from the Human Society Silicon Valley by comedian Jay Stowe. Many others passed on him because he seemed timid or skittish. And though it took him a while to warm up to Stowe’s home, “one night though at like 4 a.m. he decided he was going to be a man cat and started meowing non stop until I opened the door and then he just took over the house,” said Stowe.

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