1.
A tub for a bath full of bubbles and shame,
2.
a way to open food that's only brand name,
3.
and this little toy to practice catching mice,
4.
a box the toy came in which is also quite nice,
5.
an alarm clock reminder to wake up right "meow,"
6.
a dead mouse on your doorstep to leave you wondering "how,"
7.
a ladder to the fridge because who are you kidding,
8.
a laser pointer for cats to do its bidding,
9.
the perfect glass of water just poised to knock over,
10.
a way to get rid of the cat hair that covers,
11.
a litter box that contains your future doom,
12.
a buddy who follows you into each and every room,
13.
the toastiest spot on the living room floor,
14.
a terrifying monster who's hungry for more,
15.
a warm friend who understand when you don't want to be alone,
16.
and a bag of goodies for when they're in the zone —
All of these emojis should be on your phone!
