3. “I can’t believe what you just said about my best cat friend! Apologize!”
4. “Yes, we’ve heard the ‘got your thinking cat on’ joke before. And we love it.”
5. “There’s basically no one I’d rather go camping with, and I’ve gone camping with actual bears before, so that should tell you something.”
6. “With my cat, I can just be myself. I don’t have to be ‘on’ all the time.”
8. “I’d take my cat everywhere with me if it was more socially acceptable.”
11. “The mice don’t even bother me, that’s how much I love this guy.”
12. “Who else would take hours to help me organize my movie collection? NOBODY.”
13. “Her fur smells amazing. She must use some really exotic shampoo.”
15. “Let me know if someone ever breaks your heart, because I will teach. them. a. lesson.”
18. “Good, so good, yes, you cooked an amazing dinner, thank you, yes, so very good job.”
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