21 Cutest Reasons Why This Cat Is So Sad

This 17-year-old cat, named The Bear, is beloved on Twitter and Tumblr for being just so, so sad. Cheer up, Bear! You have a book coming out soon!

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WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because I’ve just talked him through the closing scenes of the film Titanic.

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2. My cat is sad because he genuinely thought he’d brought sexy back until I told him Justin Timberlake had already done it in 2006.

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WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because other cats have stopped inviting him to parties, due to his “excessive maudlin lurking”.

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4. My cat is sad because a pleasant day has been ruined by a tactless remark, causing old psychological wounds to reopen.

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WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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6. My cat is sad because he is always leaving me little signs around the house to show me how he’s feeling but I never seem to notice.

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My cat is sad because my other cat has vowed to drink a whole bottle of Jagermeister tonight & "pull a loose woman".

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because my other cat has vowed to drink a whole bottle of Jagermeister tonight & “pull a loose woman”.

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8. My cat is sad because he is an orphan who has never met his real parents, which means he must live under the stairs.

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My cat is sad because he is a gentle soul with old-fashioned values, but lives in an age when loose morals are rife.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because he is a gentle soul with old-fashioned values, but lives in an age when loose morals are rife.

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10. My cat is sad because he’s got 99 problems and a constant, crippling sense of existential despair is one.

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My cat is sad because he often feels like modern technology is ganging up on him, and wants to hide from it.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because he often feels like modern technology is ganging up on him, and wants to hide from it.

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12. My cat is sad because my other cat is boasting about his new modelling contract and continuing success with women.

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My cat is sad because he wishes he had hair products like the ones that make my other cat's fur so soft and glossy.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because he wishes he had hair products like the ones that make my other cat’s fur so soft and glossy.

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14. My cat is sad because he is sheltering in a box from my other cat, who is baked, and talking shit about radio shows.

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My cat is sad because he is remembering a time before lies & mistrust prompted him & my kitten to sleep back to back.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because he is remembering a time before lies & mistrust prompted him & my kitten to sleep back to back.

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16. My cat is sad because he bought a special nice cold drink for a ladycat he met named Rebecca and found out she was actually a large mancat called Bob.

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My cat is sad because my youngest cat just told him "let's roll, biaatch" & he does not want to "roll", in any sense.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because my youngest cat just told him “let’s roll, biaatch” & he does not want to “roll”, in any sense.

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18. My cat is sad because he only has to take one look at you to feel everything that has ever troubled you, deep inside.

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My cat is sad because of photobombing.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because of photobombing.

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20. My cat is sad because he just wants your extra time and your kiss.

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My cat is sad because he is on a book cover.

— WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)

WHY MY CAT IS SAD

@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because he is on a book cover.

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