1. “IT’S ALL FULL. GUESS WE CAN’T FILL IT WITH MORE STUFF. GUESS I CAN’T MOVE.”
2. “I will continue to poop on everything you love if you make me pack another box.”
3. “Shh, I’m blending in. Hiding is a great procrastination technique.”
4. “Maybe at the bottom of this box is where my hopes and dreams are stored.”
6. “School is boring and stupid, and if you loved me, you wouldn’t make me go back.”
8. “What if I don’t want to follow in your footsteps, Dad?!”
9. “You expect me to leave behind all of these comforts of home?”
10. “Good luck with your new workout room. GOOD LUCK REPLACING ME.”
14. “What do you even expect me to fit in a box this small? Belongings for ants?”
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