1. “Sometimes he says the most stupid things, but he’s a lovable oaf!”
2. “There’s literally no one else in the entire world that I would do this for.”
3. “I wake up to this every morning, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
5. “She doesn’t tell anyone how much I fart during football. That’s love.”
14. “I can’t sleep unless I get the big bed. Luckily, he’s very obliging to switch with me.”
15. “I’ve been told my paws have certain healing effects, yes. But only on the kind-hearted, like this guy.”
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