1. "Wanted to make sure you didn't mean to leave this on your dresser."
2. "When do you even think you'll eat these cans of tuna? Never, right? I'll just take 'em."
3. "Lemme just get that one spot for you."
4. "This box checks out!"
5. "Don't forget your freezer! Lotsa goodies in there."
6. "I can put this in my money pile, if you want. You kind of just left it out in the open."
7. "I've been keeping your sink clean all year anyways, so we're good to go here!"
8. "Have you thought about the feng shui in here lately?"
9. "A clean cat is a clean house, let's get real."
10. "YOUR BLINDS WERE HELLA DINGY. I GOT IT. ALSO, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A NUDIST? COOL."
11. "I just got rug'd, and I'm lovin' how clean this guy is!"
12. "No dust allowed! I got this under control."
13. "Please keep your mirror spotless, 24/7. If not for yourself, then at least for me."
14. "Yeah, this step checks out. We're good here. That pumpkin could use some putting away, however."
15. "When was the last time you went to a rave?! CLEAN UNDER YOUR BED JUST ONE TIME, THAT'S ALL I ASK."
16. "Oh, does your toaster need cleaning? No? It doesn't? OK WELL IT'S HAPPENING. GREAT, ALL DONE HERE."
"Phew! Now we're all finally clean."
