9. “Yeah, but if I get up now, someone will definitely steal my primo sleep spot.”
12. “My resolution last year was to treat myself, so I’m still doing that one.”
13. “Oh man, I don’t even care about the fireworks right now. That’s how delightfully sleepy I am. BRING ‘EM ON.”
- Voting is underway in New Hampshire, the second nominating contest of the U.S. 2016 presidential election 🇺🇸
- At least 9 people are dead and 150 others injured after two trains collided in Bavaria, Germany, local police say.
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.