7. “Well, it’s midnight somewhere. Probably. I don’t fully grasp the concept of time zones.”
9. “Yeah, but if I get up now, someone will definitely steal my primo sleep spot.”
10. “Haha, can you believe that hilarious thing Anderson Cooper just said? I’m totally paying attention, I SWEAR.”
12. “My resolution last year was to treat myself, so I’m still doing that one.”
13. “Oh man, I don’t even care about the fireworks right now. That’s how delightfully sleepy I am. BRING ‘EM ON.”
17. “A pillow for kitty, a pillow for kitty. Merry New Year to me!”
20. “Maybe I’m just not ready to face the new year quite yet. Did anyone ever think about that?”
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