7. “Being dramatic is my second favorite activity. (Being cute is my first.)”
9. “Hmm, I totally disagree with the judges’ decision on this episode of Chopped. Totally all wrong.”
10. “Don’t be intimidated that we run in a pack. We don’t bite!”
11. “My toes make puzzles both more difficult and more fun.”
16. “Wait…what did I come out here to do? I totally forgot. Classic me!”
17. “You brought me a pie? What a nice neighbor. I’ll try to bring you a mouse some time this week.”
18. “Chillaxin’ to the max, man. Can’t make it out tonight.”
19. “I bet I love boxes way more than you! Wanna bet me on it?”
20. “Could I have a belly rub, please? I promise it’s not a trick…”
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