14 Animals Who Tried To Ruin Christmas

Expect too many emotions and too much sass outta these guys, even on Christmas.

1.

“Are you Snapchat-ing this right now?”

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2.

“I just get really emotional around the holidays, okay? Like, even though all you got me was a pair of snow booties, it’s still really thoughtful, y’know? Don’t look at me, I’m an ugly crier.”

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3.

“It’s a scratching post. Next.”

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4.

“Hope you got the Bird Who Has Everything something unexpected and awesome. Because this sure looks, feels and sounds like just one bell, dude.”

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5.

“When can we go back to bed?”

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6.

“What an otter-ly unbelievable gift! You haven’t opened yours yet; otter you waiting for??”

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7.

“No, no, take your time. I’ve been waiting all morning, it’s totally cool. Who needs breakfast, am I right? Haha. No, it’s fine, really.”

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8.

“We all brought the same thing for White Elephant this year, and it was herring. Let’s all go home.”

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9.

“I’m taking my gift back. I changed my mind; I don’t want to get engaged anymore. Forget it.”

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10.

“Scratch-off lottery tickets? Thanks. The perfect gift for the dog with no thumbs. I’ll split the winnings with you - in Hell.”

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11.

“You didn’t tell me you were inviting Norman! He still hasn’t forgiven me for The Thanksgiving Incident. Yes, I know he can hear all of this.”

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12.

“Merry Christmas, y’all! Thanks for havin’ us. We put the fruitcake in the kitchen and, oh right, we’re getting a divorce. Have a blessed holiday!”

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13.

“I got too excited! I was too eager! Thank you for the beef jerky! Hope you don’t mind I ate a lot of the other presents too! One of them was socks!”

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14.

“Footie pajamas? That’s hot.”

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