You're good at noticing small details because of how actively you scrutinize One Direction videos for Larry proof
And you know all about sailor tattoos thanks to their matching couple tattoos that are so proof of their relationship
You miss the Larry Golden Age of 2010-2011
You're a straight girl but love reading smutty Larry fanfiction
You hate One Direction's management more than you hate Hitler, Osama Bin-Laden, and the Devil
And you know that Harry always bottoms
You know how Harry gets really protective of his Boo Bear
You're friends are tired of how much you obsess over Larry
And you're tired of them looking at you like this
You've been asked to rp on omegle
This comes up on your tumblr dashboard at least once a day
You live for the Larry moments at awards shows
This is what happens when Elounor shippers give you hate
And you know whenever Harry or Louis slips up and there's Larry gossip on the twitterverse this happens
Niall is the Captain of your ship
When Harry Styles came out as probably not bisexual all this was you
Until you realized that Harry is a total princess and definitely swings towards the gay side of the pendulum
But most of all, you dream of the day when Harry and Louis can just come out and be all cutes and stuff for you