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    "Game Of Thrones" As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It

    I know nothing, Jon Snow. (Who the fuck is Jon Snow?) [Ed. note: some spoilers ahead.]

    So Game of Thrones is a thing and has been for a while.

    It was based on a book written by Homicidal Santa in Jaunty Newsboy Hat.

    And everyone is fighting to sit in what looks like the most uncomfortable chair ever made.

    It's set in a world that I imagine is the product of Harry Potter combining with Lord of the Rings, and everyone has moved somewhere uncomfortably cold.

    Hagrid was running the show for a little while and he really didn't like something called a Targaryen.

    But I think he died because people haven't screen capped him in a really long time.

    Which leaves us with Boromir and his family.

    Boromir is very keen on the seasonal changes.

    Oh and we have to talk about this little shithead.

    This is Joffrey. He's like a douchier, more violent version of Draco Malfoy and he's around for way too long.

    And this is Peter Dinklage. He likes hitting Joffrey because, from what I can tell, he doesn't take anyone's shit.

    Also, he's always surrounded by boobs and booze.

    And unsurprisingly he's the leader of the "Fuck Joffrey" parade.

    Also, you should NEVER go to weddings in this world.

    Oh, yeah, and there's also this girl.

    She seems pretty far removed from everything BUT she has dragons and she never seems to know where they are.

    She's a Dothraki (?) queen already and she's trying to be double queen by winning the throne everyone else wants.

    And that great chart up there just told me that this is Jon Snow. I have a lot of questions about him.

    And I think he has a lot of questions about everything.

    Meanwhile, Junior Hagrid carries a boy on his back and just says "Hodor" a lot.

    Natalie Dormer does things with a permanent smirk on her face.

    And she has really unoriginal dreams.

    So yeah, I think that just about covers it.