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Here it is, the first day of your well planned, expensive, hard earned vacation. And you are so excited.
Your head is filled with all of these amazing things you are going to do when you arrive at your dream destination
So you hop out of your car at LAX with your dream and your cardigan. Not a care in the world because today is YOUR day
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENS
At first you hold it together because you're a fucking adult and adults can handle this "minor setback"
But after dealing with the mind numbing stupid of airport people...
you kind of lose your cool
a lot
But they hook you up with a hotel and a flight the next day so it's like whatever… what's a day?
And what is so bad about room service and catching up on all of those movies you never got to go see?
You know, this might not be that bad.
WRONG! Thing is the worst day of your life remember?
The incompetent airport people booked you at a "kid friendly hotel"
AKA Hell.
But your room has a mini fridge sooooo…..
SELF PARTY!
PIZZA!
COMEDY CENTRAL!
Unfortunately, having fun alone wears off when your friends/family start posting pics of the vacation you were suppose to be on
And you realize that instead of being knee deep in fun, it's only 8:00 pm, you're out of mini wine bottles, and there is pizza sauce on your travel robe
So you do things to pass your time like in-hotel exercises, reorganizing your suitcase, making a buzz feed post, sudoku, all while narrating your terrible situation in song
This leads to you sobbing uncontrollably in the shower or while staring into the bathroom mirror
Until you pass out because there is nothing better than a good post mental break down sleep
By the time you wake up late and scramble to the airport, you completely forget the shitstorm that was yesterday
But for any normal person, two days into your vacation your family/friends become so fuggin annoying
that you actually kind of start to miss that incredible night of heathen strength gluttony you spent by yourself
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