You neglected Teen Witch! The best, most totally 80s movie EVER!
You neglected Teen Witch! The best, most totally 80s movie EVER!
You’re an asshole and I seriously hope you never reproduce. Cleaning up after the hellspawn you fail to train properly isn’t part of anyone’s job but YOURS.
I certainly didn’t love it, but I love that I had the opportunity to form that opinion. :)
I don’t know if it’s that particular ban, but one school district banned “Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian” and it resulted in every student buying copies, the library couldn’t keep it in stock and had to get more. Good job- book bans succeed in getting kids to read. Fuck censorship. Fuck dumbass close-minded parents.
What bout we who get the No. 2? 2 cheeseburgers because 1 is never enough. :)
This is why I’ve started buying mostly real furniture, except for bookcases. Bookcases from Ikea are super cheap and relatively hard to screw up, although I wish they made the hole plugs in their fake wood colors, not just black and white. Never bought a bedframe from there and, seeing that they sell slats separately, I NEVER will!
Both of them- saw it in the windah and just had to have it.
I have no plans to have kids, but I think #7 did a good job of making the best of a tough situation. Definitely interesting having that right by #9- a bunch of selfish assholes who shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
#24- very Heath Ledger here. I think he’s one sexy-ass piece of man meat, but old CP is exactly the kind of guy I date in the real world, so I love him no matter what (just keep the hair- I need something to grab on to).
Gained 70lbs. Lose 10lbs, plateau at 150, meaning she has 60lb to go. She wants to weigh 90lbs?! I appreciate her perspective, but either someone did some selective editing, or bad math or this woman needs to adjust her weightloss goal.
Hahaha. Concur. Oh fuck that god awful travel system. If you will teach me how to use it, I will ship you proper NYC bagels.
#10- umm…no. Just because we don’t have kids doesn’t mean we’re running out and getting pedicures all the time. I HATE when my friends with kids assume my schedule is theirs to play with because their little vomit comet determines all. I’d love to hang out with you, yes please bring the baby along, but maybe give me a little notice? Ask me when I’m free instead of assuming I have nothing I can’t drop at the last minute.
#11: proper link: http://www.houzz.com/photos/10143608/Hippo-Convertible-Futon-Chair-Bed-Orange-Mattress-contemporary-sofa-beds
#10- oh man, I can still smell/taste them. The colors were ok, but I remember they would fade to weird shades of pink pretty quickly.
Hot & Crusty is an AWESOME bakery chain in NYC. Decent bagels, great cookies and cakes. One of their stores (I think it’s the one in the pic) is owned and run by the workers. The penis poopers looks like a prank- there’s a random P at the bottom left of the signboard.
I love my Mets, but how about going to Minor League instead? Cheaper tickets for better seats and cheaper beers.
#3 is NOT a gibson. Gibson = GIN. If you can’t handle real booze, give your cocktail a new name.
Maybe I’m slightly ambidextrous, but some of these never bothered me. Part of it is that I never knew another way. The desk thing was a pain (literally) and ink/pencil always smudged, but can openers and credit card machines were never a problem.
Do your dishes- yes. Make sure your dishes all match? Eh…
I’m a straight woman and I really wouldn’t judge a guy by that. My dishes don’t all match. They’re clean- that’s what matters.
The cookies sound good, but I HATE dried blueberries with a firey passion. Will make the recipe with dried cranberries or cherries- whatever I find.
That’s Queen Elizabeth I, as mentioned.
One my way to work today I was listening to an awesome song called Bad Self-Portraits. This story makes me think not only of that song, but of one particular lyric: I’m taking bad self-portraits of a lonely woman.
I’m not a morning person, but I get up almost 2hrs before I need to to hit the gym. I don’t have time for anything else on this list, but it does feel really good to get it out of the way, plus enjoying the endorphin and metabolism boost throughout the day. It’s a constant battle- cold, snowy mornings are the WORST.
#7- I bought that for my first apartment (I had a tiny room and couldn’t fit a table). It needs to be secured by more than the weight of the mattress. Kept sliding out, especially if it’s that full.
I know plenty of people who could afford to live solo and choose to have roommates for the company. They may not be Franco/Grant rich but still. I love living alone but I can understand wanting someone there. Doesn’t say a damn thing about your orientation one way or the other.
Have had precisely ZERO. The closest I came was orderly the doubleshot, unsweetened, after they took it off the menu. These look like a recipe for diabetes and mostly for the tweens who don’t like the taste of coffee (other than the green eye).
Really? When was the last time a hormonal man flounced into your office? Pretending that men and women are currently treated equally is what holds us back from actually BEING treated equally. Only when you acknowledge the problem can you fix it. Until then, you’re just part of it.
Dur- I misread your comment the first time. I agree 100%. :) It’s one of the hardest lessons I ever learned.
Even if they did birth you. Toxic is toxic.
Oy- I had a lot of these (when I was in college 10 years ago), mostly because string lights are cheap and those posters are what they sell at the campus center poster sale.
Maybe #10’s issue is the egg is raw (presumably because the stove is off)?
#1- yes, but find me one that’s not completely sheer! Do clothing companies not realize women have dignity and prefer NOT to flash out bras to our friends and bosses?
#10- unless you’re REALLY bad with a hammer, this is overkill. Small holes from nails and screws are part of normal wear and tear and not taken out of the security deposit (although check your lease to be sure). I have framed posters everywhere and have done so for 3 apartments- never had an issue. I spackled the first apartment, then realized no one cares. As long as the holes are reasonable (as in, you didn’t miss and put the entire hammer through the wall), you should be fine.
If you need device for #42, there may be a reason you have no friends.
God! What is your childhood trauma!? Ok…maybe that’s 90s and maybe I’m old but Buffy lines live forever.
Drizly + Seamless = Delivery.com. They have an app, give you points for every order and deliver EVERYTHING: food, groceries, booze, flowers, even laundry. Every Thursday I get a Thirsty Thursday coupon deal from them too.
There’s no one-size fits all approach. I wake up at 5am to workout and have no desire to wake up earlier to eat and digest. I eat when I get home and drink lots of water before and while working out. If I work out in the afternoon, then I’ll make sure I have some yogurt a few hours before for some protein to keep me through and maybe have a few nuts an hour before.
Total 90s girl with a few exceptions- my parents didn’t have cable, so I missed a LOT of the TV culture. Also, being a fat 90s girl meant I knew what was cool, and had the Delias subscription, but mostly got accessories since none of the clothes fit or looked right.