Buzz·Posted on 26 Jan 201619 Hilarious Tweets About The Republic Day Parade"WHY IS THE GOA FLOAT NOT ONE WHITE DUDE ON AN ACTIVA?"by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Overrated Outcast @over_rated "FUCK YOUR UBER CAR POOL" 06:08 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. dorku @Dorkstar Looking for people eating beef 06:04 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sahil Shah @SahilBulla When I open a new packet of colour pencils. 07:13 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Pragyan Mohanty @PragyanM Long live Gryffindor! 😄 05:41 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gabbbar @GabbbarSingh People with odd numbered cars on even days 05:59 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tempest @ColdCigar Delhi tableau . #RepublicDay 06:11 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. God Particle @Gott_Partikel Andhra Pradesh tableau will suddenly split into two and the better looking one will become Telangana tableau. 05:37 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rohan @mojorojo WHY IS THE GOA FLOAT NOT ONE WHITE DUDE ON AN ACTIVA? 05:32 AM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Rofl Gandhi Chaubian @RoflGandhi_ Odisha tableau should just carry a banner 'do you guys even know us?' 😂 #RepublicDay 05:34 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Overrated Outcast @over_rated People on the Tamil Nadu float just got off to put pictures of Amma on the rest of the floats. #LaRépublique2016 05:32 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Arjun Kolady @arjunkolady Kerala float was banned because it was one large brandy with beef dry fry as touchings. 05:39 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Shubhashish @shubHASHISH No one is kidnapping those women in UP float. That's a start. 05:33 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. PS @pranavsapra When you try to take a selfie with your iPhone 6 Plus #RepublicDay 05:41 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sudeep @ChaosOrganiser This is OK but when I have one extra pillion sitting behind I get pulled over by cops. Intolerance is rising. 07:08 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Bakwas deGrass Tyson @BakwasRadio When you get a new motorcycle and all your friends want a ride 06:06 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sahil Shah @SahilBulla When Ajay Devgn's relatives visit. 07:12 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sabbah Haji Baji @imsabbah I mean, I would be a little worried if the enemy came at me like this so I suppose it's worth the practise. 06:03 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sorabh Pant @hankypanty YOUGAIZ, HOW HAVE THIS AWESOME DAREDEVILS ON MOTORCYCLE NOT WINNED ROADIES YET? BROS? 06:02 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite