1. This is David Mcintosh, a model and fitness expert, and we need to talk about him.
5. …and his front.
6. Let’s talk about the fact that he’s in Jennifer Hudson music video for “Walk It Out.”
7. Let’s talk about the fact that David is so hot, Jennifer Hudson gets distracted by him — in her own music video.
8. LOL. David is all like, “Sorry, Jennifer! I didn’t mean to! My body just… kinda happened.”
9. I suppose it’s as good a time as any for me to mention that David Mcintosh is British.
(I literally have no idea what he just said.)