31 Reasons We Need To Talk About David McIntosh Right Now

He isn’t a convicted felon; no one is perfect.

1. This is David Mcintosh, a model and fitness expert, and we need to talk about him.

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2. This photo from his Instagram account is one reason.

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3. These gifs are reasons as well.

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4. Let’s talk about his back.

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5. …and his front.

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6. Let’s talk about the fact that he’s in Jennifer Hudson music video for “Walk It Out.”

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7. Let’s talk about the fact that David is so hot, Jennifer Hudson gets distracted by him — in her own music video.

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8. LOL. David is all like, “Sorry, Jennifer! I didn’t mean to! My body just… kinda happened.”

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9. I suppose it’s as good a time as any for me to mention that David Mcintosh is British.

(I literally have no idea what he just said.)

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10. If we can fit it into our very busy schedule, we should make time to discuss that David served with the Royal Marines in Afghanistan.

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11. Hence, this tattoo.

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12. Let’s talk about his “off again / off again” relationship with clothing.

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13. “I don’t know about you, but when I cook, I only wear an apron, beret and booty shorts.”

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14. Let’s talk about how, even when David is wearing clothes, he’s not really wearing clothes.

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15. This puppy is like, “Whoa, dude. Never seen you in a shirt before.”

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16. And to be perfectly honest, a good argument could be made for David not wearing clothes.

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17. Live your truth, David! Who even likes shirts, anyway?

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18. And pants? Pshhh! Those thighs need to breathe.

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19. *loses train of thought*

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20. *finds train of thought*

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21. *loses train of thought again*

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22. Let’s talk about the fact that really hot guys like David tend to travel in packs.

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23. The scientific term for a pack of really hot guys is a “bulge.”

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24. Let’s talk about David’s workout routine.

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25. Where we see a mere toilet, David sees an opportunity to work out some more.

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26. Let’s talk about the one time David wore a suit and sat on the hood of a car.

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27. This horse is so thirsty.

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28. But guys, I have some information I should’ve shared with you five or six pictures ago.

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29. David is engaged to the very beautiful Kelly Brook.

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30. This post’s alternate title is “31 Reasons Kelly Brook Is Winning At Life.”

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31. Let’s console ourselves by talking about this pic of David deciding what not to wear today.

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