2. Latex tuxedo and matching latex gloves. Check.
3. Boutonnière. Check!
4. Peek-a-boo red jockstrap. Check.
5. Pinky finger out. Check.
Saeed Jones is the literary editor for BuzzFeed and the author of the poetry collection Prelude to Bruise, and is based in New York.
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