1. Here is Olivier with Joan Smalls wearing one of his designs, but really: let’s compare cheekbones.
3. Now, look at the Justin Bieber t-shirt. Are you looking? Good. Now, look at the cheekbones again.
4. Karlie Kloss is cute and all, but… I think we know who wins this photograph.
6. Olivier is doing for cheekbones what Tom Hardy has done for pretty mouths.
9. Look at these guys trying to compete with Olivier’s cheekbones.
11. Like, why even bother taking selfies anymore, people?! WE CAN’T COMPETE WITH THIS CALIBER OF SELFIE.
Saeed Jones is the literary editor for BuzzFeed and the author of the poetry collection Prelude to Bruise, and is based in New York.
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