1. This is Alexander Masson. He is a 21-year-old model from Miami. And he is unreasonably attractive.
2. There is literally no reason why one human being should look this beautiful.
6. Those nipples piercings.
(Oh, like you weren’t already thinking it.)
8. He is part French, part Colombian, part Mythological Creature.
9. He’s in this music video with Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin for like, five seconds. Five glorious seconds.
10. He made such an impression, J. Lo cast him as “Passed Out Hunky Dude 2” in the “I Luh You Papi” video.
13. *loses train of thought*
14. *reconsiders stance on white people with dreadlocks*
CORRECTION: Alexander Masson is 21-years-old. An earlier version of this item misstated his age.